wtf-scientific-papers:

[Function is an onerous concept, as the recent study by Steven Salzberg and colleagues demonstrates. We should be careful and always specific in using the ‘F-word’.]

Doolittle (2018)

jw-northstar:

Because it still…

really whips…

the llamas ass.

(via jorichwrynn)

vg-bops:

Full track that plays during the blimp ride from Rogueport to Glitzville in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door

I was always so mad it wouldn’t play the full version after you beat Glitzville

(via helloyesthisispapermario)

Thanks to both Winamp and VLC crashing when trying to deal with my CD (maybe because it is through a USB-adapter), I found Exact Audio Copy which is much better for what I wanted

theincredibleg:

Windows 1: The grandfather who claims to have invented everything.

Windows 2: Windows 1′s slightly jealous, overcompensating brother.

Windows 3.1: The uncle who likes to entertain the kids & prefers not to talk to ‘adults’.

Windows 95: The aunt who made it big & retired early.

Windows 98: Windows 95’s younger sister who is the fun kinda of weird & one with all the home baked treats. 95 hates her because 98 is way more happy but not as rich.

Windows 2000: Douchebag 40 year old who was a varsity bully with failing grades in high school, then ‘dropped out’, went to prison for assault & ended up flipping burgers.

Windows Millennium Edition: 2000′s sister who blindly believed everything 2000 said & is now the town’s pariah, working at the DMV.

Windows XP: Middle class, happy-where-she-is mother with two kids, a loving husband & the rest of the family wishes they could be her… And she KNOWS it.

Windows Vista: XP’s brother who claimed he was smart, invested in AIG & lost everything in 2008. Now works as an bank foreclosure assistant at a loan mart.

Windows 7: The youngest sibling out of him, Vista & XP. Decided to run a lemonade stand as a joke. Turns out it went HUGE & now runs one of the hottest novelty lemonade companies in North America. Babysits XP’s kids from time to time.

Windows 8.1: 7′s evangelical, racist, sexist cousin who always made fun of 7, XP & Vista. Tried to fake evidence in a fraud charge against 7. Was found out by the courts & put in prison for falsifying evidence, attempted bribery of a police officer, attempted murder, extortion & financial fraud. 7, XP & Vista got money out of the deal.

Windows 9: Was supposedly going to be a sister to 8.1 & 10 but was a stillborn. 10 goes to her grave site every year & puts a wreathe on her tombstone.

Windows 10: Brother of 8.1. Has Aperger’s Syndrome. Got beat up by 2000 after 10 got him expelled from the school for hiding a weapon. Got revenge by bringing the cops in on the matter which convicted 2000 of several charges. Assisted Windows 7 in setting up a killer website for his company with custom graphics & a smartphone app. Was crucial in the court case against 8.1 revealing damning testimony. 10 now is a senior developer at one of the hottest web firms in North America. Lives in a huge house in Turks & Caicos. 

(via os2warp)

ottermericana:

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

(Source: stunnerpone, via protoindoeuropean)

thesecretboxroom:

Well, Seymour… Last Christmas, you steamed a good ham

I like how Winamp went un-updated for so long and the Chipamp page doesn’t even mention it

who doesnt dream of busses

(Source: humansoflatecapitalism, via syntaxcoloring)

I think the hue of my screen becomes slightly more blue when my laptop is connected to something with Bluetooth